The Aluminum Bat

Will has a new bat, the Nitro.

7 o' clock

Will: Mom, can you pitch to me?
Mom: I'm not dressed.
Will: You can go out like that.
Mom: No, I can't. Plus I have chores. Just wait a little while.

7:30

Will (at the door with the Nitro in hand): Can you pitch to me, now?
Mom: I have to eat breakfast.
Will: You can have a picnic.
Mom (assertively): You have to know something about Mom. I like to eat my breakfast slowly and savor my coffee.

8 o'clock
Mom: Let's go. I'm ready.

9 o'clock
50 swings and just getting started...